You Know You Have An Aspie If.......

-You use your rolling pin for rolling on your son's back instead of baking pies.

-You take family vacation virtually before actually going to make sure there are no surprises you haven't talked about first.

-Every decision between parents is prefaced with,"How do you think ____ will handle that?"

-You have a "how to" list on every free surface, including the shower.

-your child has taken an encyclopedia or dictionary as 'lite' reading to a
dentist appointment but you didn't catch it until you are in the waiting
room.

-your child had a huge meltdown at Red Lobster because they changed the shape
of the pasta in a dish on the menu.

-your child's wardrobe has 2 categories of shirts- chewed on and saved for
special occasions.

-you know the different variations of Klingon battle ships.

-your child refers to people's homes by their pet's names......we are going
to Shaggy's house!

-you know the supplement aisle of your local drug store by heart.

-planning a meal for your family can be more complicated than doing your tax
returns once you consider gluten, and then your child's preferences for

-Your child won't do his homework because he doesn't have enough room on his notebook paper

-spilling a bit of water requires a complete change of clothes

-you consider his socks inside out if they are right side in

-you know to wait until the dissertation on Sonic the Hedgehog is over before trying to interject

-You know you might have a family full of Aspies if...

-you shop at 730am because they are better at that hour and the retired and senior shoppers think all "grandchildren" are adorable.

-dinner resembles a circus, and a tornado and sounds like a debate on fast forward
-everyone eats from a divided plate texture, smell, color, ect.

-No matter how many times you tell your child to "hold on" or "wait your turn" or "tell me later," he insists on finishing his exhortation on his favorite subject.

-The only thing worse than other people singing is other people 

-you sit in waiting rooms and while gazing at other families, pick out which
child is the patient and which children are along for the ride.

-It takes longer to argue and instruct about doing a chore than the chore takes to do.

-"I didn't hear you" is a common statement in your house.

-You have the worlds largest collections of legos, pokeman cards and superhero movies.

-Carnivals and parties are not considered fun events in your family.

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Hmmmm...we can relate to every one of these.....LOLOLOL